1) Everyone expects adventurers to have a few things
2) Impeccable balance....
3) Great hand eye coordination...
4) ... And steely nerves
5) But what about if you’re a clumsy adventurer like us?
6) Sure, in our head we look like this ……
7) But in reality?
8) Over the years, we’ve had more fractured bones than most of our family put together
9) And our range of adventure photos include a lot of falling over and scabby knees
10) When we take on daring feats, people’s faces look less like this...
11) And more like this...
12) It's not that we don’t rock at what we do
13) It's just that we tend to fall over a bit
14) ... Or forget to turn when we should do
15) …. Or get distracted by something interesting in the distance
16) While we'll never be totally trusted to lead a hike by our mates.....
17) We will never let our clumsiness stop us from adventuring!
Blaine Harrington III