1) You don’t wear shoes for most of the summer months
2) Yet you still find sand in your shoes all year round
3) You’re always wearing bikini tops under your clothes
4) You have a surf cam of your favourite beach constantly open on your work computer
5) You just don’t understand people who spend all their entire holiday sat around a pool
6) Rainy days in the city are really depressing…
7) But rainy days at the beach are great!
8) You live for moments like this…
9) And hanging out with guys like this…
10) You laugh when people use gnarly and rad un-ironically….
11) But it only takes two days on the beach – before you catch yourself doing the same…
12) Yes, you love to swim all year round
13) But pools just don’t begin to compare to the ocean
14) You have a flip flop spending problem
15) Your hair looks best when it’s been in salt water
16) There’s no better place to nap than on the beach
17) You’d live solely off a diet of seafood and watermelon, if you could..
18) One day, you know you’ll live by the sea…
19) But for now, you’ll have to do with daydreaming about it…