Most chalet girls/transfer drivers/nannies are from British companies, so you’ll certainly rule out an odour of localism there.

Take nannying, for example. Let’s break the important bits down even more. You’ll probably be drinking hot chocolate. Great. And hanging out with small children. Debatable enjoyment.

But watching your friends charge balls deep into fresh pow whilst you wipe salivating babies’ chins (and your own drool of envy)? Horrible.