1) Your friends don’t understand why you like getting wet, cold and muddy all the time
2) And they definitely don’t understand why you would want to sleep in a tent
3) Jumping in the cold North Atlantic in winter is not their idea of fun…
4) But a little bit of rain and cold doesn’t bother you….
5) You’ll be commonly referred to as the “outdoorsy one” in the group
Which you secretly love…
6) If they try out surfing on holiday, they will proudly inform you of this fact first
They’re coming over to the dark side…
7) Just don’t try and make them walk very far….
Unless there’s a pub lunch at the end of it
8) Or try teaching them how to ski…
That’s what ski instructors are for, people
9) Your friends will spend their evenings doing this…
10) While you’d much rather exercising by doing this…
11) When your friends say ‘Let’s get a manicure’, you’re like…
12) Because yours will always end up like this…
13) You’d rather have an avalanche safety kit for your birthday than a designer handbag…
14) Your mates are always envious of your tan…
15) Because you spend all day out here…
Rather than lathering up with fake tan
16) Your friends’ idea of a good holiday is doing this…
17) While you’d much rather be doing this…
18) But these guys have been with you through final exams, break ups, family dramas….
And that awful thing you did in Freshers Week which they’ve promised to never tell anyone about ever
19) So, who gives a damn if they’re adventurous or not?
It’s lucky opposites attract, because you’ll still be friends with these guys when you’re 80
