4. The Bargaining Phase

Ok world if you Tardis-me back to the start of the season I’ll get first lifts everyday, I’ll try every trick I was too much of a wuss to give a go, I’ll wait for friends on powder days, I’ll drink less, swear less, I’ll wear sunblock everyday, I’ll work harder, I’ll like all my boss’ lame ass facebook posts…

The remedy

Bargain back at yourself. If you stop wallowing in the shred and move forward with your life you can book a summer holiday. One that involves surf preferably. Finances be damned. You’ll need all the strength you can muster for phase five…