Pretty Betty Tool: "better than that tool you dated last month"
And the ladies at Betty Rides have imparted some useful dating/life advice on the back of the packet:
He's into you if he calls. He's into you if he wants to meet your friends. All you have to do is feel as good as you can about yourself. Lead as full and eventful life as you can. You're fantastic!
I'm off to the cinema to watch "He's just not that into you".
Happy Valentine's day.