1) If Anybody Ever Tells You That They Like Climbing, Don’t Listen To Them
2) It's all lies
3) It's actually rubbish
4) because who in their right mind wants to spend their free time doing this?
5) You have Battle through all all the tourists to find a spot
6) And It's Exclusively A Summer Sport
7) You definitely don't Become more appreciative of the mountains
8) Plus, who wants a climbers body?
9) I mean, look at this guy...
10) And that natural tan? Yuck.
11) It just gets old after a while
12) Plus, climbing and travel don't really go together...
13) You'll Just End Up Going To Rubbish Deserted Rocks Like This
14) And when you're away from the mountain, you're stuck without a hobby
15) Think you'll learn new skills? Think again
16) Climbing doesn't teach you anything. Not physically...
17) Not mentally...
18) Definitely not teamwork skills