1) If Anybody Ever Tells You That They Like Climbing, Don’t Listen To Them

Young man climbing natural rocky wall with volcanoes on the back

2) It's all lies

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3) It's actually rubbish

Rappeling down the waterfall

4) because who in their right mind wants to spend their free time doing this?

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5) You have Battle through all all the tourists to find a spot

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6) And It's Exclusively A Summer Sport

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7) You definitely don't Become more appreciative of the mountains

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8) Plus, who wants a climbers body?

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9) I mean, look at this guy...

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10) And that natural tan? Yuck.

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11) It just gets old after a while

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12) Plus, climbing and travel don't really go together...

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13) You'll Just End Up Going To Rubbish Deserted Rocks Like This

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14) And when you're away from the mountain, you're stuck without a hobby

Cliffhanger Climbing Gym, Altona North, Victoria, Australia

15) Think you'll learn new skills? Think again

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16) Climbing doesn't teach you anything. Not physically...

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17) Not mentally...

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18) Definitely not teamwork skills

Woman And Man Hiking In Mountains

19) Because all climbers are cold hearted b*stards...

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20) With no community vibes...

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21) So in conclusion, just don't do it

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22) You're not missing anything

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23) Just stay at home

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