Our editor Sam is back and one of the first things she did was totally disillusion us. We always thought women looked like fruit. Especially in a bikini. I'm sure you've heard of the classic British pear shape, or the apple shape. Or even the 'upside down pear', which sounds pretty fruity. Anyway, none of it is true because apparently we're all more or less human shaped (shocking, we know!).

So after dispelling the myth that an arbitrary link between our body and a random fruit should determine what type of bikini we should wear we decided to wear fruit on our bikinis instead.

fruit salad

1 and 3: American Apparel, 2: J.Crew, 4: Asos, 5: Pull-In, 6: Topshop, 7: Insight