From this Friday we’ll temporarily turn into fashion bitches who’ll throw a tantrum every time we’re seated in the same row as our assistants (I mean excuse me???). So yeah, you guessed it, it’s London Fashion Week again. We’re putting outfits together as we speak and decided to go for the ultimate in style arrogance by turning up in jogging bottoms. A la “well I’m like so hot or whatever that I don’t even need to care about anything, plus my pants have flags on, which is really trendy but I don’t even follow trends so this outfit is like totally ironic but not or something, get it?”

Photography by Britta Burger