… and we’re not talking warm up exercises, but stretching as in the “deliberate expansion of a healed fistula for the purpose of wearing body piercing jewellery”. Our intern Kayleigh looked pretty cool with her massive piercings (impressive evidence below) but got tired of the huge holes in her ears and is currently undergoing surgery to get her ears back to normal. Just got a text from her promising a straight after the op shot. We’re not entirely sure if she’ll manage, but we’ll keep you posted.