5. You Have To Stretch For An Entire Hour

6. In A Really Ugly Studio

7. With A Rubbish View

8. There’s Never Any Soothing Music Playing

13. Or Stronger

14. Or More Flexible

15. It Doesn’t Help With Your Surfing…

16. Or Snowboarding

17. And Only Women Practise Yoga

18. There’s Nothing Fun About Yoga

19. There’s No Variety To The Poses

20. You Can’t Do It At Home

25. All Other Yogis Are Really Mean-Spirited People

26. You Never Make Any New Friends

27. You Don’t Feel Inspired To Eat Better Afterwards

28. Or Generally Become A Better Person

29. In Fact, You’ll Always Feel Terrible After Yoga

30. It Doesn’t Make You Feel Happy

31. Or Relaxed

32. Or Better About Yourself. At All.

33. Savasana Is Just Awful

34. So Tell Everyone To Stop Doing Yoga. It Has No Benefits Whatsoever.

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