Wellbeing

18 Inevitable Stages Anyone Who Starts A Health Kick Will Go Through

Going on a health kick? This is what REALLY happens in the first 24 hours...

9:00am – Today is the day! New healthy start!

10:00am –  Time To fill these cupboards with asparagus and quinoa!

11:30am –  Hmmm, what do these blogs say about healthy eating again?

12:00pm –  It’s not called healthy anymore? It’s ‘clean’… Interesting

12:30pm – Lots of water….I can do that

1:00pm –  This lunch doesn’t look much like it did on that beautiful goddess ladies’ blog…

1:30pm – ….. And the water’s hit

2:30pm –  I’ll go for a run, that’s what healthy people do

2:45pm –  This is fine…. This is fun…

2:46pm – Oh god. I’M SO UNFIT!

3:30pm – Wow, exercise makes you hungry. I’ll have a healthy snack, like almonds or a banana….

4:00pm – How did you get here??!!”

5:30pm – OW, ow, ow, muscles have seized up from run. Goodbye upstairs of my house

6:30pm – Am I allowed to still go out for a glass of wine with people, while being healthy?

7:30pm – I have been pretty good today, I’ll meet them in a bit

8:00pm – Woah. That run has really made me sleepy..

8:30pm –  ZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Next morning – I feel great! Time for a healthy breakfast and green shake!

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