Here in the Cooler office, it’s blasphemous to even think about driving to work. Arriving sweaty in the morning is positively encouraged.

But I remember the pain of being the only cyclist in the office. It’s a life full of trails (geddit?) and tribulations.

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So I’ve compiled this list of horrible situations that are brought on by being the only commuter in the workplace.

Perhaps through sharing my anger and embarrassment, I can reach catharsis. Or, failing that, we can all just have a giggle.