Our usual festival meal plan involves a cereal bar and an avocado a day, along with some falafels, oranges and oatcakes for good measure.

(All before a huge meal from a festival food stall at the point when our festival hangover hits its peak, obviously.)

Camping with your parents, you will realise that a festival on a full stomach is a different ball game altogether.

You can dance for longer! You have energy all day long! Although unfortunately you don’t get so giddy off two pints of cider….

My parents turned up with crisps, coffee, bacon, eggs, bread, fruit, nuts, biscuits and soups. On Saturday night they MADE A STIR FRY.

You’ll tease them mercifully. You’ll eat it all.