While they can teach you a lot about the benefits of a full stomach and investing in decent booze, you still have the experience when it comes to festival drinking.

When you’ve got a few years of festivaling under your belt, you gain a certain skill in all-day drinking that comes with a weekend in a field.

You suspect that your parents would have gained some similar skills somewhere along the way too.

I discovered that this is not the case. Missing the Saturday headliner because you’ve gone too hard in the afternoon?

Dad, you rookie.