There are some really good factors to doing a festival sober.

Firstly – you’ll actually remember seeing all those amazing acts you came along for.

Secondly – you won’t wake up every morning feeling as if you want a real bed and hundred years more of sleep.

But the best part of festivalling sober…?

You don’t need to use the gross festival toilets ANYWHERE near as much!

No more fiddling around in a dark portaloo for you at 5am. You can get to the toilets while everyone else is sleeping off the cider, just after they’ve been cleaned.

This sober partying isn’t so bad after all….