Got a festival lined up in the next couple of months?

There are many festival survival guides out there on the internet on how to camp and generally survive festival life.

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However, there aren’t any on the most important thing…. How to survive festival toilets as a woman.

Here are our essential tips to survive a weekend in a festival field without any unnecessary (and harrowing) portaloo experiences.