Jewellery you can eat seemed like the best idea, especially if (like us) you enjoyed the idea of taking snacks for emergencies.

(Probably inspired slightly by Paddington Bear’s marmalade sandwiches.)

The reality was however that once you’d taken one bite, the candy got progressively stickier and you smelt a little too much like spun sugar for the rest of the day.

Where can I get some now?

I looked for  an adult alternatives to candy necklaces and bracelets and came up with a plethora of weird sexy stuff such as candy briefs and pina colada flavoured thongs.

I imagine that you’d still have much the same problems as above…

Thanks, but no thanks.