First it was wetsuits and now it’s boards too. UK surfer Holly Donnelly favours tangerine-stripes and skulls (picture below), while Malia Manuel (video below) likes to work it floral or should that be Triffid-style? What is clear is that an off-white mottled sand-crusted mess is out and surfboard art is in. But you do have to (at least pretend) to do it yourself and it does have to be good. Where did I put Banksy’s email again?