9:00am – Today is the day! New healthy start!
10:00am – Time To fill these cupboards with asparagus and quinoa!
11:30am – Hmmm, what do these blogs say about healthy eating again?
12:00pm – It’s not called healthy anymore? It’s ‘clean’… Interesting
12:30pm – Lots of water….I can do that
1:00pm – This lunch doesn’t look much like it did on that beautiful goddess ladies’ blog…
1:30pm – ….. And the water’s hit
2:30pm – I’ll go for a run, that’s what healthy people do
2:45pm – This is fine…. This is fun…
2:46pm – Oh god. I’M SO UNFIT!
3:30pm – Wow, exercise makes you hungry. I’ll have a healthy snack, like almonds or a banana….
4:00pm – How did you get here??!!”
5:30pm – OW, ow, ow, muscles have seized up from run. Goodbye upstairs of my house
6:30pm – Am I allowed to still go out for a glass of wine with people, while being healthy?
7:30pm – I have been pretty good today, I’ll meet them in a bit
8:00pm – Woah. That run has really made me sleepy..
8:30pm – ZZZzzzzzzzzzzz