Every August, 18 years olds across Britain are bricking it in anticipation of their A Level results, some random letters which they believe will determine their future happiness.

They won’t of course. Life is fortunately far too awesome for that. But they will affect where you live for the next three or four years, which is pretty big deal.

Why not go study by the sea? So you can play in the waves and make your uni days, ahem, swell…