These are the girls who were dressing in cheesecloth maxi skirts and coin belts with Sienna Miller haircuts and feathers back in 2004.

Now the festival trendys opt instead for the high waisted hotpant, designed to look like a pair of Levi shorts rolled up a couple too many times and showing just the right amount of bum.

Hotpants will be teamed with an American Apparel backless body, carefully applied glitter around the eyes, kimono and the obligatory flower crown.

They have an outfit for every day and actually remember to redo their makeup. They never seem to look dirty….