Brave choice, my loved up festival friends!

Sure, a festival seems like an awesome date- but have you ever smelt someone after they’ve been sleeping in the same outfit, next to a puddle of rum, in a field for a few days?

These guys will have played it pretty safe outfit wise, with pretty dresses and wellies (as well as a whole bunch of body wipes and mouthwash.)

They’ll be the ones annoying you in the main crowd by standing perfectly still holding onto each other and making out.

Urgh, you’re so happy…