When you get to the festival, it’s all so exciting. So many people to meet, so many bands to see, so many beers to drink…

Before any of this, do yourself a favour and find the most remote set of arena toilets.

Coast, Caves, Cliffs And A Four Day Music Festival. Is This The Most Adventurous Weekend Ever?

We’re not saying run around the site in search of a magic portaloo, just have a proper look at the festival map and use your common sense.

You’ll thank yourself later when the queue for the main toilets are a miles long and other girls are resorting to squatting by the fence….