This is what we suggest all Mayan end of the world survivors should be wearing to celebrate the start of year one after the apocalypse… Something vaguely ethnic looking as an homage to the guys who knew what was going to happen all along, something urban to remember there were once cities where there is now gravel, some tough jewellery that will make you look like you’re – literally – at the top of the food chain as you might get eaten otherwise, some killer heels that can be used as a weapon and to hunt for your dinner, accessories with pictures of food on because, let’s face it, all you’ll be eating from now on is grass, if there’s some left. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

1: ROXY, 2: BILLABONG, 3: LAZY OAF, 4 and 5: TOPSHOP, 6: RVCA, 7: LAZY OAF