The surf lad mags of course loved it. Surf Europe called it “the best pre-surf warm up ever” and Stab Mag called it “the best thing you’ll watch today“. I’d say Anastasia Ashley’s (obviously staged) Twerking Warm Up Dance is the most depressing thing I’ve seen today and more evidence that women surfers are descending into the realms of merely being the Playboy models/Hooters waitresses of the sea. What next a nipple accidentally popping out of a rashie mid cutback? Or an accidental kiss between two competing surfers in a semi-final?

Guess it all ties in pretty well with yesterday’s post on ‘Why would a girl write a slutty slogan on her body?’ and last week’s post on ‘Checking out the comments on Alana Blanchard’s Instagram feed we despair for the human race…’.

You can watch Anastasia Ashley’s (obviously staged) Twerking Warm Up Dance if you like, but be warned it’ll bring you down.